Anonymous asked: “ I've just found this blog! Please please please keep posting stuff :') ”
Anonymous asked: “ I have a fantasy where Dylan Moran shyly chats me up at a party & then takes me upstairs for chaste & soft kisses with his hands resting on my lower back... ”
Anonymous asked: “ I have a fantasy where Dylan Moran shyly chats me up at a party & then takes me upstairs for chaste & soft kisses with his hands resting on my lower back... ”
Anonymous asked: “ Dylan dressed as Gordon (in Run Fatboy Run) does things to me. ”
Anonymous asked: “ DYLAN MORAN NOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS BLOG ”

how and why this is a terribly run blog

Anonymous asked: “ Oh my FUCKING god, thank god for this tumblr!!! I must confess that I met a guy that is SO LIKE Dylan Moran it is actually spooky. I mean, in character as well as being the spitting image. I liked him for a bit and then when we finally kissed, within about six minutes we were having sex on the floor. Yep. I'm totally, totally shameless. Issues? Whatever, I don't give a FOCK, as he might say. ”
Anonymous asked: “ I second the smoking fetish! ”
Anonymous asked: “ Once I told my friend that I will never be totally happy, cause I can't marry Dylan Moran. She told me: "You will find someone better", and I was like: "Don't be ridiculous, he's the best man EVER" ”
Anonymous asked: “ He's the perfect balance between sexy and adorable, you want to fuck him under a table but you also want to cook him breakfast. No one is more attractive! ”
Anonymous asked: “ Pronounciation of 'whip' and 'whisp'. All I can say today. ”